Sunday 9 October 2011

Amazing things about New Zealand

Amazing Things We Have Learned About New Zealand During Our Time In Uganda:

  • In New Zealand, people rarely greet strangers. Often, people pretend not to notice you.

  • In New Zealand, bananas and mangos taste more like cardboard!
  • In New Zealand, children complain a lot about doing household chores!
  • In New Zealand, cars only drive on one side of the road, and motorbikes never drive on the footpath!
  • In New Zealand, you can chew your food with reckless abandon There are no stones in it!
  • In New Zealand, no one ever chants through a megaphone before dawn. If you want a natural wake up call, you need roosters!
  • In New Zealand, shops, houses and cars keep their colour! There just isn't enough dust to make them go clay-coloured.
In New Zealand, taxi vans don't have random, nonsensical slogans!

  • In New Zealand, even the prime minister can be held accountable for his actions.
  • In New Zealand, no one can get away with burning miscellaneous household rubbish and smoking out the neighbourhood. The air is clear in the suburbs all year around!
  • In New Zealand, the government employs people especially to stop loud music playing after bedtime. Super loud nightclubs in residential areas would never last.
  • In New Zealand, you can make a whole house out of wood! It will last over a hundred years without being eaten.

  • In  New Zealand, a bus ticket costs as much as a private hire taxi in Uganda!
  • In New Zealand, a family's rent for a week can easily cost as much as 4 1/2 month's wages, for a Ugandan with a decent job. Yet, the New Zealand family still has money left over.
  • The eggs in New Zealand are exotic.


  • In  New Zealand, there is a coastline! With beaches! Sometimes, you can even swim in fresh water, and drink water out of the tap!
  • In New Zealand, electricity is on most of the time, even in the suburbs!
  • In New Zealand, people have so much to thank God for, yet most rarely do.
  • Wherever you go, anywhere in the world, people are like rice: precious, and 15% broken.


Thank you, everyone, for your ongoing support and prayer. Life is good. Praise God.

5 comments:

  1. Hey thanks for this!! I'm not sure what kind of egg DOESN"T have yellow yolks - have you found any? And only 85% of the rice is really precious, unles it's preceous to be broken :-)

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  2. Yeah, every egg we've had here has white yolks. Sometimes the yokes are whiter than the whites, which is really weird.

    And who says wholeness is a prerequisite for preciousness?

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  3. The yolks turn more yellow when they are cooked.

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  4. Thank you. It was a present from my friend at work. =)

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